No. J2K10-20

Bend it like Bethlehem!

This statue, titled "I Am Victory," is available on the We Are Fishermen website. I am picturing it next to me right now as I sit on my couch at 7 a.m. PDT, ready for the first World Cup soccer match. Too bad, it’s a little early on this side of the world to turn my water into wine.

Readers, please note: It's recommended that you remove your crown of thorns before game play. Heading the ball could result in equipment deflation. Pop! Hissss. Sad face.