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No. J2K10-16

With all the insanity going on with terrorist threats in Times Square, I’d say now is a good time to replace the two AA batteries in your Terror Alert Jesus.

You and your family can rest a little easier in your homes and vehicles, while the eternally watchful Jesus’ holy halo glows orange and red.

Or, as the ad says, "When he turns red – get under the bed!"

Thanks to disciple Mr. Lee for sending us the Threat Alert Jesus. We feel safer already.

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