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No. J2K10-12

I'll take mine scrambled, thanks.

Honestly, I thought we had been over this. The true story of Easter is that a bunny hid colored eggs all over the yard and all the ladies wore big Easter bonnets while Jesus became a zombie.

If your children still need a reminder on this story, pick up a dozen Resurrection Eggs. The product description says, "Teach your children the true meaning of Easter with a unique dozen of interactive eggs, each containing one object pertaining to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ."

By "interactive," don't think you are getting an iPad here. "Interactive" just means that your kiddo opens the plastic egg and looks at the object in it.

Disciples! The Easter egg hunt has ended, but the Jesus hunt continues. Keep sending in your Jesi!

Have an image of Jesus you feel sums the ol' Christ up? Submit the bugger!

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