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"Oh, come inside, Jesus! Look at you! Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

I’m suddenly reminded of the moment when Lori Loughlin and Bill Allen (Cru Jones!) were bike-dancing in the 1986 movie Rad and I noticed that you could totally see the platform that Lori's bike was on. The illusion was revealed: she had no real bike-dancing skills. She faked it.

Is it possible Jesus was standing on a platform and faking the whole walk-on-water thing, too?

Totally unrad.

A sarcastic "abracadabra" to disciple Garnet for ruining the magic trick for us.

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