No. J2K9-41

Asking you to write letters to Santa is really just a thinly veiled attempt by parents to get your toy requests straight and make you behave until you receive them. Writing letters to the Jesus Keeper, however, provides none of these benefits. Let's dig into the latest deliveries from all you kiddies. Be nice!

A while ago I sent you guys a Jesus riding dinosaur pic. You didn't post it cuz you thought it supported creationism? Or were you not creative enough to write something for it?
- Anonymous

Your wish has been granted. Let's ride!

Hey, just wanted to thank you for your kind mention of our Jesus rubber duckie. I just happened on your site today...very, very cool...we'll have to try and get this on our blog.. take care.
Sincerely,
Craig Wolfe
President, Celebriducks

No prob, Craig! We are still waiting at Jesus headquarters for our big box of complimentary rubber duckies to arrive. They should be particularly fun to release into the floodwaters the next time it rains for forty days.

No. J2K1252 For real? This girl took a statue of Jesus in a box OUT of a Catholic church in Mexico? THAT IS DIVINE! Make her the Saint of Funny Shit!
- Bob the Rum Wrestler

Uh oh. The Jesus Keeper has been found out for not fact checking. But isn't it possible that there could be two of these encased Jesi? Blast it all! Forgive me, Rum Wrestler.

Jesus you are my father please get me with my mother and father and may family brothers and make grow with love and peace I will deliver you for ever and p.s. help on exam tomorrow you know what am asking but I will tell you some please give Christians in the world with peace
- zekios

Some letters just stand alone. No comments here.

I just spread that Jesus aerosol on my toilet bowl, and now my sphincters are sneeqing prayers. What's in that stuff?
- Marcus

Marcus, if this persists for more than four hours, please consult a medical professional.

The socks were weak.
- Anonymous

Jesus of the Weak strives for excellence. The challenge continues. Keep sending in your Jesuses and burning questions!