No. J2K9-38

Join hands with me, and let us spray. I mean, let us pray.

I have always wanted to smell like the power of attraction and freshen up the bathroom in one swift spritz.

Sss! Sss!

Now I can, with this can. It's 99 percent more potent than Axe body spray, and  20 percent more free than... before Christ?

Gracias to disciple Mary for sending us this sweet-scented discount savior essence.

I wonder: if I spray it on my head, will it disguise my bald spot with a crown of thorns?