No. J2K9-28

Labor Day is barely behind us, so now it's time to dig out the tree ornaments, search the Web for overpriced Santa 'n' Jesus statues, and start shopping for a bunch of crap that I don't want or need. Thank you, disciples!

And a big, rosy-cheeked Christmas thanks to disciple Shannon for sending this unlikely image of Santa kneeling by Jesus's cribside to the holy inbox. Yeah, right. Like that would ever happen.

Now come on, Santa! Get up off your knees and start making us toys!