No. J2K9-25

Check out the name of the company that owns and operates this machine: "Impulse Amusements!"

Is that what Jesus and His trinket manifestations are to you!

Hey, whatever gives the kiddies a reward for behaving so well on the trip to the grocery store. Getting a little cross or prayer hands in a plastic container is just as fun as getting a Superball or a couple of jacks. At least that’s what I remember always being in these machines. Or a handful of Runts. Yum!

Thank you to disciple Mason for sending us this holiest of cheap-crap vending machines.