No. J2K9-23

Before we had the Spice Girls, there were the Nice Girls.

These gals' 'dos are certainly teased up to the high heavens, and I just know that’s where they're headed after the Billboard Hot 100.

This trio of lovelies wants to be used by Jesus. And that's an order. "Use me" doesn't really strike me as the kind of language you would want to use in this situation, but I wasn't alive back in this age of "Leaving it to Beaver" and calling guys named Richard "Dick."

May their hair helmets protect them from sin.

Pray, pray, and pass the hairspray!