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Happy New Year, disciples! It's time to take all this crap down off your house, return all those lame presents you didn’t have a chance to re-gift, and get into that crowded gym with the other resolution-ers!

Jesus of the Week is back for 2009, so start sending in your best Lords.

We'll put your name up in lights like so -->. Actually we're trying to save on the electric bill due to the unholy economy, so we'll just type it. Plus it's not your birthday.