No. J2K8-6

OK! I'll post it! Stop sending me pictures of this dog's booty or I'll bite!

Thine holy inbox has been flooded with pictures of a dog's arse and it's time to build an ark and sail our way out. While I was deleting all these canine messages, I found a bunch of fun letters I thought we would all enjoy. Get a glass of Pinot Grigio and dim the lights… Let's see what sexy notes the disciples have been sending in.

I do not have a pic. I do however have a question for whoever runs the website. Do you claim to be a Christian, or are you just making fun of the man who is ultimately going to be determining where you spend eternity? I would like to know what it is you are trying to accomplish with this website. Some of your comments tell me you are getting your kicks out of making fun of Jesus Christ. Let me know. I would love to hear from you.
- Andrew

Hi, Andrew. I was trying to make you laugh. Fail. Sad face.

I am a bilingual DC-based freelancer doing a lot of writing for the Russian market. I would want to write a piece on jesusoftheweek.com and am wondering if I may count on some illustrations, preferably hi-res.
Warm regards, Alexei

Hi, Alexei. Probably not.

I was cruising through the Internet today and was impressed by what your website offers! Obviously you are a group of sincere believers and you honor our Lord in the way that He deserves. I would like to offer my free Internet ministry as a resource for your group. We work with thousands of Christians throughout the world on a daily basis and we would love to spread our love for Christ to your group as well! If you're interested let me know and I'll send you more information.

Thank you!
- Anonymous

Wow. Was this site down the day you sent this? Will you take the same care and attention to detail if we take you up on your ministry services?

Hiya! I don't have a new Jesus to submit, but can't find a search function for one that I have seen here previously. The billboard reading "The King of the Jews for the King of Beers" is what I seek. Love the site, always have. My Mom was a devout Catholic lady, mass every day, ironed the priest's vestments, etc., etc., but she always had us bring a new Jesus joke to Easter dinner. I think she'd've loved it, too! Thanks.
- Anonymous

Ask and you shall receive. Check it out: /jesii/253/

Hee-larious! You need an xml feed so I can get the Jesus of the Week sent right to me.
- Anonymous

Yeah. Not likely. Just keep visiting the site every week! The same goes for you and you and you! (And YOU.)