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Oh noes! Let's hope that little boy isn't about to get beaten like the redheaded step child he is!

He probably won't, considering he's sitting upon the knee of the nicest man who ever lived and died and lived again.

Doesn't that Jesus look like the shopping-mall-Santa version of Jesus, though? Like a guy who looks close enough to Jesus, so he gets a gig at the shopping mall during Jesus season, and his task is to tell little kids about Jesus teachings and other Jesus chitchat. Then he goes home to drink himself to sleep and have nightmares about brats.

Doesn't he look just like that?

Word up to Jurek for sending in this Paul Mann illustration.