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No. J2K7-45

Far out, man. The characters in this froggy-style nativity scene have such huge black pupils, I think they just ate a whole sheet of acid.

It looks like they're all having a good trip. The tadpole Jesus has just been born! And the three wise frogs just cruised in on a camel made of – you guessed it – frogs. Somebody turn on the black light, I want to get lost in a fluorescent, velvet poster of Kermit the Frog.

Hi ho!

Soon after the acid wore off, Mary kissed the frog Jesus and turned him into the Prince of Peace. True story.

Thanks to disciple Beth for sending us the link to this amphibian Jesus. The set is a modest $108 from The Frog Store.

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