No. J2K7-38

Wow. Talk about "back to cool." I'm drooling.

Not only did they invent Octoberfest, but the Germans also invented this bad-ass backpack. This Jesus-printed bag will carry all your books, pencil cases, iPhones, fruit roll-ups, protractors, and other school supplies to and from Bethlehem Middle School in savory, saviorly style. No one’s gonna call you Nerd of Nazareth like last year when you had that Teenage Mutant Judas Harry Potter backpack.

Danke schön to disciple Niall for sending us this little bit of schoolhouse rock. Now get back to doin' your geometry homework.