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There is actually a gymnastics maneuver called "the crucifix," in which the gymnast steadies himself on the rings with his arms straight out like so. But when you actually put Jesus Himself in a unitard striking that very pose, well, it damn near causes a spiritual meltdown of Olympic proportions.

According to disciple Peter, this piece of art hangs in a shopping mall in Prague. Peter asks us to note the wedding gowns hanging in the bridal shop windows in the background. That makes for an interesting setting, I have to agree.

Praise the Lord of the Rings, and praise tight white stirrup pants.

I give it a 10.

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