No. J2K1255

According to this T-shirt, the Bible passage Acts 1:8 tells us, "You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you."

I think there are some translations that say, "comes upon you" or other phrasing that sounds a little less like a bad porno script right before the money shot.

I better be careful what I joke about.

After all, there's going to be a second coming.

Thanks to Sister Jules for putting our minds in the gutter with this T-shirt design.