No. J2K1250

I didn't realize that after he died, they mummified Jerry Garcia in chocolate.

Oh, wait. As usual, I'm wrong. This is actually a thick, wood-whittled Jesus expressing His love of all children in front of a church.

Why, why, why, God, does the little boy's hand have to be reaching so close to JC's bathing suit area? Bummer.

And what do we think of Jesus with the beard, looking all rugged and even a bit chunky? It’s like He’s in His “fat Elvis” phase. Or His "fat Jim Morrison" phase. Or His "fat Val Kilmer" phase for that matter.

Thanks to disciple Lawngnome25 for sending this Jesus statue through the internet and into my laptop's email program.