No. J2K1248

There's nothing like tendin' cattle, praisin' Jesus, ridin' buckin' broncos, and livin' in a van -- down by the river.

It's our second Jesus tribute van in a row, and the holy wheels are still rolling, thanks to disciple Curtis.

Curtis spotted this van outside an auto body shop in St. Paul, Minnesota, and writes, "Yeehaw… Praise Brokeback Jesus!"

And praise suh-weet, religiously customized, airbrushed spare-tire covers. The stenciled, bull-riding cowboys heading straight for Jesus' head are like clouds in heaven. They make a nice accent to the words "Wash Me," which I bet are traced into the rear windows.

I wish I knew how to quit you, Jesus vans.