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No. J2K1244

Mmmmm. This chocolate is certainly a sinful treat.

I don't know where to bite first. Eat the head off like a chocolate Easter bunny?

No, no. This chocolate Jesus is not for eating at all... it's art.

"Art," you say?

The Lab Gallery in Manhattan was slated to have "My Sweet Lord" on display until they shut down in response to some pretty peeved Catholics.

This sugary dessert version of Christ, made of more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, is troublesome on a lot of levels. First, what's up with the dark chocolate factor? Everyone knows Jesus was white chocolate. Second, the fact that His loin cloth -- ahem! -- seems to have slipped off, leaving His chocolate-covered banana and Cadbury Creme Eggs dangling for the world to see. And, finally, where's homeboy's wig at?

Tons of people sent this in and it was all over the news, so we all have to share the credit for this submission. However, disciple Almighty G gets "brownie points" for using the phrase "Hershey Highway" in his/her note.

Have an image of Jesus you feel sums the ol' Christ up? Submit the bugger!

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