No. J2K1233

I just got done doing my Buns of Steel exercise tape and lookie what arrived in my inbox from disciple Matt.

Jesus apparently likes to jazzercise, too! So let's all enjoy two tickets to the Lord's gun show -- thanks to Holy Water protein shakes, an eternity of hours on elliptical trainers, countless reps of divine dumbbell curls, and hundreds of push-ups with "the Sin of the World" resting on His back.

While you ponder how much God, Jr., can bench-press, check out Buff Jesus and The Lord's Gym from our archive.