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No. J2K1226

We’re having a party in 32 days and you’re invited! There will be pin-the-tail-on-the-manger-mule, non-sinful chocolate cake, angelically good goody bags, and Jell-O shots!

Jesus may be "over the hill" at His age, but that doesn’t stop Him from celebrating His birthday in grand style every year. Jesus knows: you're never too old for Jell-O shots.

Be a sport and grab some of these paper plates so you can eat yer chips and dips and cake as you celebrate another year of Our Lord.

Happy almost-birthday, Jesus! Or as they say in Ohio: "Merry Christmas."

p.s: These paper party goods were found online at http://www.shop.com/op/~HAPPY_BIRTHDAY_JESUS_TABLEWARE_per_Unit-prod-4260140.

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