No. J2K1221

Mom's making Jesus crepes again!

Why bother waiting for Jesus to magically manifest Himself on a tortilla or piece of chapati? You can perform the miracle yourself by searing His image into your pancakes or quesadillas with the Jesus Pan. Quick and easy — hallelujah.

A grilled cheese with the Virgin Mary's image on it sold for $28,000 on eBay in 2004. There's no telling what the street value of your next breakfast could be.

And it's got non-stick coating, too! Bon appetit to a whole lotta disciples who sent this in. $29.99 gets you 2 Jesus Pans on — duh — www.jesuspan.com.