No. J2K1220

And Jesus again said to them, Verily, verily, I say to you, that I am the door of the sheep. (John 10:7)

Later interpretations of that passage suggest that He was not actually a door but a bamboo curtain. How kitschy and tropical!

Part these curtains and walk through into heaven — or your dorm room. (It might not be in your college budget, though.) I stumbled across it at http://www.dollysmixtures.com for $49.95.