No. J2K1217

Where will you find him?

In the suds of the Guinness you just downed on another Wednesday night bender?

As a bonus, if you drink enough, you can see two Jesus faces! (Driving is not recommended if that occurs.)

This imagery of the Hebrew-est of brews is the centerpiece of the Churches Advertising Network (CAN) campaign for Christmas 2006. CAN Chairman Francis Goodwin states, "The message is subtle, but simple: where is God in all the boozing at Christmas?"

Well, maybe if Santa had brought me a Red Ryder BB Gun when I was a kid -- like I asked for -- I wouldn't have all these holiday-related emotional problems that require binge therapy sessions at the pub!

But, I digress. Back to Francis and CAN. They have also set up a MySpace profile for Jesus where users can consider their faith and discuss the campaign. The profile lists Jesus' hobbies as Beard-care and extreme waterskiing. At the time of this post, he has 430 MySpace friends.

Maybe I should do a friend request. Then I can put a big, glittery "Thanx 4 the Add" comment on Jesus' page.

Cheers, disciples!