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No. J2K1214

Okay guys, get it together. Look at the camera! Smile for the little birdie! 1, 2, 3... say "cheese"!

Look, Jesus, I know your whole deal is to be nice and righteous and everything, but can you try to rein in these AD/HD kids and get them to smile at the camera?

And maybe tilt your head a little and suck in your cheeks a bit. These pictures have a tendency to stay around for an eternity, and so you don't want to be captured looking bloated and unsvelt.

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