No. J2K1195

If this Jesus could talk, he would say, "Hey, do you have a newspaper or something to read?" Yes, this King of Kings looks like he needs to work out some issues on the old — ahem! — porcelain throne.

Did he eat Del Taco for lunch, too?

Thanks to Kate C. for submitting and to the artist who crafted this thing and inscribed the initials TG into it. Kate writes, "I do believe the Lord is experiencing some gastrointestinal distress."

I am suddenly reminded of Will Ferrell in the Saturday Night Live skit describing his Rodin-esque pose as "The Thinker... or the Stinker?"

Definitely the stinker, Jesus. Don't forget to spray some Lysol when You're done in there.