No. J2K1193

That's the way the money goes... Pop goes the Jesus!

Surprise! It's mailbag time! Time to rifle through God's little forgotten suggestion box. Let's see what Jesus of the Week's dear, sweet readers have to say.

I love Jesus and I will die for Him.
--Ancil

Well, Ancil, you're half right.

In response to posting "No. J2K1186". No one can speak "Mexican" because it is not a language. Mexican is a race of people who speak Spanish.
--Jessica

Well, so you don't speak Mexican? Why, you Americano ignorante, that's shameful. It's SPANISH they speak. Do you speak American? (And by the way, the price was in PESOS, not dollars. Go ahead and pay, meester, we like Americanos with dolares.)
--Si

Those two letters from Jessica and Si are just a sampling of the many -- and I mean, many -- responses I received from people who didn't realize they were reading a humor column, which may contain exaggerations and offensive jokes. Way to go! Good lookin' out!

I just wrote the baby Jesus people and asked if this baby Jesus doll actually pees in its pants or has any kind of evacuation. That is important, as I don't want to clean up after my daughter's dolly even if it is Jesus.
--M. Holly

It's a baby Jesus doll, not Betsy Wetsy, so I don't think you will have to worry about diapering or toilet training this overpriced holy plastic infant. Curious though--did the baby Jesus people write back?

I found your site interesting. So you think you have seen all the pictures of Jesus, huh? I happen to have some that I might let you put on here, but I don't know yet. I agree with you on one point, and that is: The majority of Christ art needs to be laughed at, including some of the best sellers.
Talk to me. This is my favorite subject.
--Bilbow

It's my favorite subject, too! Well, actually, it's tied with recess as my favorite subject. I'm down to talk. Let's meet at Starbucks. I have the feeling we are going to need ventis.

If Jesus and Christianity are nothing to fear, why are you mocking? I will pray for you.
--Anonymous

Well, Anonymous, you're half right.

And on that note, good night and good luck, disciples. Keep writing and keep praying!