No. J2K1191

There hasn't been a rivalry this heated in professional wrestling since the feud between Hulk Hogan and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

In this Jesus of the Week, the wrasslers affiliated with "Wrestling for Jesus" are taking their ministry to the mat by pitting Jesus vs. the devil.

I know you were probably thinking that middle picture was me trying to fight my way out of a bar on St. Patrick's Day, but it's actually the WFJ wrestlers putting on one of their Christian-lessons-through-grapplin' extravaganzas -- a little shum shumthin' they call the "Cross Ministry."

Billed as a "full reenactment of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross," the group erects a ten-foot cross in the ring and straps Chase "Darkness" Cliett to it. A group of evil-doin' sweathogs then starts gambling and sinning and engaging in general defilement in front of Darkness, while he begs of God, "Please forgive them, for they know not what they do."

Then the smackdown ensues.

Good vs. evil in the form of pious piledrivers, devoted DDTs, and Hail Mary mat slams? Yup. Just like Golgotha. Except with turnbuckles and Spandex onesies.