No. J2K1186

Now I don't speak Mexican, so I can't tell you what the signage on this shrink-wrapped savior says exactly. I would imagine, though, that we are looking at a price drop on the Lord – down from $5,250 to a mere $3,550.

Sweet deal! Let me get my Discover Card!

Disciple John P. shot this pic on a trip to Mexico, but laments, "I wish I would have bought it, but I had no way to carry it home on the plane."

Yes, this really is a life-size Jesus, sealed for freshness and weighing God-knows-what. He's just waiting for a purchaser to free Him from His cocoon — much like Luke Skywalker rescued poor Han Solo from his carbonite encasement in Return of the Jedi.

Maybe someone will use the force of a few thousand American dollars and free Him!

Or maybe it'll be like in Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy has to kiss his girl statue (a "young" Kim Cattrall) to make her real. Maybe someone will love this mannequin Jesus enough to bring him back to life?

Who knew that a shrink-wrapped Jesus would bring to mind two '80s movies? The Lord works in mysterious ways.