No. J2K1181

Guess who's in the In-Network?

Ring! Ring!

It's Jesus!

Your cell phone can now be adorned with the image of our crucified JC Superstar. Cool. There are Christian faceplates to fit whatever mobile model you have and prices range from five to ten bucks.

If you don't feel like buying one, though, you could always wait for your Virgin Mobile phone to have an immaculate conception. Tee hee.