No. J2K1176

Let us now visit the Westminster Kennel Club by way of Bethlehem, where we see how dogs truly came to be man's best friend.

One silent, holy night, these seven mangy mutts were in the manger becoming a Christmas miracle. The baby Jesus Westie pup must have been an immaculate conception if we are to believe (according to the product description, at least) that the yellow Lab is the Virgin Mary. The black Lab is Joseph, the pug is one of the three kings, and the German Shepherd is— duh— the German "shepherd." The angels catapulting out of those hollow tree trunks are a Chihuahua and a poodle.

Oh, come let us adore Him and rub that little spot on His belly that makes His leg shake uncontrollably.