No. J2K1175

Okay! Okay! Got it!

This particular supersize-me Jesus has been submitted to J2K5 headquarters exactly one bazillion times– so here 'tis. NOW STOP BOTHERING ME.

It's the day after Thanksgiving, so I can officially go into bah-humbug mode.

The curious thing about receiving this Jesus of the Week one bazillion times is that not every picture of this statue is the same. Sometimes, the Ohio mega-church that borders this gargantuan "Touchdown Jesus" is pictured alongside one of those huge man-made ponds you'd see outside a corporate headquarters. But The New York Times pictured the huge white bust as just being along the road—something to be missed in the blink of an eye on the way to Cincinnati.

I think the body of water definitely looks like the satanic magic of Photoshop. Further evidence: Jesus could walk on water and therefore would not likely be up to His chest in that lake.

Only God knows for sure. And probably a good number of Ohioans. And most likely those New York Times folks know better than to lie anymore.

Next week: Let the Christmas Jesus deluge flow!