No. J2K1175

Okay! Okay! Got it!

This particular supersize-me Jesus has been submitted to J2K5 headquarters exactly one bazillion times-- so here ‘tis. NOW STOP BOTHERING ME.

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, so I can officially go into bah-humbug mode.

The curious thing about receiving this Jesus of the Week one bazillion times is that not every picture of this statue is the same. Sometimes, the Ohio mega-church that borders this gargantuan "Touchdown Jesus" is pictured alongside one of those huge man-made ponds you’d see outside a corporate headquarters. But The New York Times pictured the huge white bust as just being along the road-- something to be missed in the blink of an eye on the way to Cincinnati.

I think the body of water definitely looks like the satanic magic of Photoshop. Further evidence: Jesus could walk on water and therefore would not likely be up to His chest in that lake.

Only God knows for sure. And probably a good number of Ohioans. And most likely those New York Times folks know better than to lie anymore.

Next week: Let the Christmas Jesus deluge flow!