No. J2K1174

I don’t want an iPod nano stuffed in my stocking anymore. Now I want this!

Pair this attractive and virtuous cravat with a crisp button-up shirt and a fine sport coat and you will bring new meaning to the term “power suit.”

Praise be to the anonymous disciple who picked up this gorgeous bit of rayon at his local Wal-Mart, where Rollback Smiley must be speaking in tongues by now. Good luck on the job interview!

In closing, I’m glad that Wal-Mart has taken a stand against the norm and depicted Jesus as black.