No. J2K1171

Halloween is upon us, so hopefully all you disciples are going to join in the pagan holiday fun by dressing up as the undead and begging for bite-sized candy. Zombies are fair game and, of course, ghosts – but we recommend dressing up as the holiest of ghosts, Mr. Jesus H. Christ.

Take a few tips from Jack, pictured here.

First, it helps if you already have longish brown hippie hair. A wig will suffice if you aren't blessed with brunette locks.

Next, grab a bathrobe or a white sheet. You should try to avoid stripes. Yeah, Jack, you heard me.

Slide into your Birkenstocks and grab an extra-Christly sum sumthin'. Jack chose a Bible. You might pick a crown of thorns, a six-foot-or-taller wooden cross, or a gaudy necklace. A little bling goes a long way with any costume.

Finally, apply some fake blood or ketchup to all the right spots.

Now go out there and lay your healing hands on some sugary treats. Jesus died for us to eat Tootsie Rolls and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.