No. J2K1166

Please enjoy a menagerie of things that crossed my mind when this photo arrived at J2K5 headquarters from disciple Al:

1. I can think of many inappropriate and/or amusing things to do with brown-and-flesh-colored balloons, but this takes the wafer.

2. I feel like I am watching a deleted scene from Napoleon Dynamite. God!

3. You have to be very careful driving nails through the hands and feet of this latex Lord – to say nothing of the caution required with the crown of thorns.

4. Cool balloon abs!

5. Judging from the chic style of the gal in this photo, I’m guessing someone ran up shortly after this picture was snapped to pop balloon Jesus. It is entirely likely that I will see the balloon popper in Hell.

6. Somewhere in this world, a clown graduated summa cum laude from Clown College.