No. J2K1162

Wax on! Wax off! Always look eye!

If you see Jesus putting the Vulcan neck pinch on two youngsters of Irish descent, give him a roundhouse kick and take him down Cobra Kai style.

I am flashing back to when Kramer was doing karate (pronounced kar-ah-tay) with the nine-year-olds on Seinfeld because they were all "at the same skill level."

I don't think Jesus can use the same explanation here, though. One of these kids is apparently a pink belt and the other is a periwinkle belt. Mr. Miyagi would not approve.

Peace and blessings to Lee for sending in this martial arts masterpiece. If you'd like to purchase it for your personal collection or school trophy case, visit www.catholicshopper.com.