No. J2K1155

Chapati. Tortilla. Now a much more domestic food item is the canvas for Jesus' latest reappearance — a sour cream and onion potato chip. I guess the glass you see over the chip is hermetically sealing and protecting this precious religious relic.

Like last week's tortilla Jesus, this piece is up for grabs on eBay. At the time of this publication, the current bid was $260 with two days to go.

In the item's description, the seller touts, "You've bid on the grilled cheese, you've bid on the runaway bride toast. You missed out on the Ghost."

Yup, it looks like at least eighteen eBay bidders' sense is going... going... GONE!

Seriously, disciples, I know Jesus's mugshot is a great thing to have cosmically seared onto your food, but I don't understand how these things are fetching such high bids.

And I'm kicking myself for sleeping on the runaway bride toast auction.