No. J2K1151

Swallow an e tab and hug your nearest clergyman. In fact, give him a hand massage and bust your best glow-stick dancing. This is a flyer for Drop Bass Network's tenth anniversary rave in the Milwaukee area back in 2002, sent in by an anonymous disciple.

You can almost picture Him with wide-leg pants and a pacifier in His mouth. But it's hard to visualize through all the lasers and fog. Oh, and the drugs.

Yikes, I just googled "Jesus Raves" and discovered there are such things as "Christian Youth Raves." Dear Lord save us from ourselves.