No. J2K1143

Disciple Rick writes, "It looks like Jesus and Roy Horn had something in common, after all. Spilled his drink and everything."

The pinot noir floweth over, the whip is on the table, and a big, white tiger is looking sexy. Wait a second. Did the tiger whip Jesus's back? Or are those claw marks? How much pinot exactly did that tiger drink before pawing his goblet over?

Pretty inventive fantasy here -- and nice touch with the matching merlot-colored shawl draped on God's only son.

Somewhere in Vegas, Siegfried's cell phone is ringing.