No. J2K1140

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?

A: Mat.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch who died for your sins?

A: Doormat Jesus!

Disciple Joel sent this J2K5 to us with the note, "Don't tread on me, goddammit!"

Bless you, Joel.