No. J2K1139

Hey Jeez, those are some hot babes you got there!

Disciple Jeffrey snapped this photo in his dear, sweet granny's house. Standing two feet tall and encased in glass, this doll Jesus is truly a masterpiece.

The ringlet curls falling softly on his face, the creepy hamster eyes aimed right at those two bundles of Aryan joy – it's really an amazing tribute to The Man.

Break the glass in case of an emergency urge to see how he stands up to your Barbie and Skipper dolls, or better yet, at two feet tall, put him up against Voltron.