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No. J2K1136

As a follow-up to last week's bear-themed nativity scene, we present you with the Frosty-the-Snow-Jesus nativity set, which depicts the day Jesus was born precariously on a frozen lake.

Frosty the Snow-Jesus
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe—

Er, never mind. The song doesn't really translate after the second line.

But do remember that the 1992 sequel to the O.G. Frosty the Snowman TV special was called Frosty Returns. Coincidence? It's almost uncanny.

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