No. J2K1135

There is a popular theory that suggests our main man Jesus Christ might have been black.

Likewise, there is some speculation that Jesus was a bear. And that he was born in Jellystone National Park.

Take Exhibit A, pictured at right. I don’t see how anyone can deny the hard facts portrayed therein.

Now where is that pic-a-nic basket of frankincense and myrrh, Boo Boo?