No. J2K1129

Disciple Dennis: "You may or may not know that Jesus has returned... and He is patrolling center field for the Boston Red Sox."

Jesus Keeper: "I had, in fact, noticed this. An impressively Christ-like wig on this dude and heavenly hitting skills, too."

Disciple Dennis: "Now some heretics have been referring to Jesus (a.k.a. Johnny Damon... or is it Johnny O Damn?!) as 'Cromagnon Man' or 'Charles Manson' or some such, but we true believers know different."

Jesus Keeper: "Those naysayers are drunk on Sam Adams and know not what they do. They may even be Yankees fans. Johnny Damon will deliver the Red Sox from the Curse of the Bambino with the help of our prayers."

Disciple Dennis: "Remember, Keith Foulke saves, but Jesus went three for five with a stolen base and two runs scored."

Jesus Keeper: "Bless You, Johnny Damon. And a Boston big-up to Dennis."