No. J2K1126

Since the game of poker has been resurrected and exalted to saint-level popularity among the masses, Jesus of the Week salutes the savior of Texas Hold 'Em. His name is Chris "Jesus" Ferguson and he's a bad mother – shut your mouth!

Chris won the World Series of Poker in 2000 and has made it to the Final Table quite a few times. Like Jesus, Chris sports long, wavy, brown locks and he can do pagan magic stuff like slice a carrot in half by flicking a playing card.

Aces.