No. J2K1124

You don’t have to tell me twice.

Jesus rocks, and sometimes he rocks arenas and occasionally smaller club venues.

This “Jesus Rocks” poster graces the wall of disciple Lindsay, who writes “I saw this poster in the store and I knew I had to have it, as my love of music and my love of Jesus frequently mix and have crazy Jesus-music offspring. I know I'd swoon over our Lord and Savior, rocking out in front of a crowd.”

Ladies love lead singers. Ladies love guitarists. Ladies love musicians on stage. Why would it be any different if that magical musician were Jesus H.? I wonder how hard it is to get a backstage pass. “Put your number on this paper, ‘cuz I would love to date ya. Holler at ya when I come off tour.”

(That was a little Jay-Z/J.C. remix for you.)