No. J2K1122

This snapshot was taken in Quebec, Canada, by our dear disciple Ryan. Ryan writes that this "display is set up outside a second-hand thrift store, known locally as The Fat Jesus, for reasons that are pretty obvious, I think. This Jesus had a bit of a snack before dying for our sins!"

Easy, Ryan. That's not fair. We hold celebrities to such unrealistic standards of physical appearance these days that it can be dangerous to their health. This Jesus is not overweight and should not be looking to join Mary-Kate Olsen in rehab anytime soon.

The signage over the top of the cross reads "Vainqueur Du Monde," which roughly translates to Superstar of the Universe. Tres bien. And merci to you, Ryan.