No. J2K1119

Moi: “Bartender, make me something hot, potent, and Christian. And I don’t mean turn me into Tammy Faye Messner.”

Bartender: Flaming Jesus, coming right up!

Featured on the website www.drinknation.com, the Flaming Jesus is listed in between the Flaming Jesse and the Flaming Licorice – and a safe distance from the recipe for Diablo’s Blood. Here’s what you’ll need to make the Flaming Jesus for yourself and your congregation: 1/4 oz. of 151-proof rum, 1-1/4 oz. of vodka, a splash each of grenadine and lime juice, and, of course -- the holiest of vessels -- a shot glass. Drinknation instructs you to “pour vodka, lime juice and grenadine into a shooter. Layer the 151 proof on top and light it, then drink. (Blow flame out first.)” Suh-weet!

Just remember to drink a full glass of holy water before hitting the pillow or else you might be worshipping the porcelain god in the morning.

Editor’s note: In general, just because you have a photo showing your Buddy Jesus statuette from the movie Dogma strategically placed next to your willy, your weed, or your whiskey does not make that photo a Jesus of the Week candidate. (Disciples, you know who you are.) Okay, sermon over. That said, I know I broke that commandment with this week’s Jesus, but, hey, forgive me!