No. J2K1113

Not even kidding here, folks.

Macaulay Culkin and Mandy Moore are starring in a new dark teen-comedy flick called Saved!, in which a group of kids at a Christian high school learn some important lessons in faith. It's like Mean Girls meets the Crusades or something! Plus I bet they are going to be wearing cute, sassy outfits in the process. And I bet there will be at least one of those classic high school party scenes where a crush gets revealed, the popular crowd alienates someone, and they all hug and laugh and bond in the end. Just like my high school days.

Apparently, at some point in the film, Mandy Moore exclaims, "I crashed my van into Jesus!" Check out the movie poster: a Jesus statue with a skateboard! And that kid from Almost Famous, Patrick Fugit, is back! I can't contain my excitement.

Priceless. Can't wait. May 28th, y'all.