No. J2K1109

It's time to dump out the old mailbag and peruse some of the lovely comments sent in by adoring fans. Let's have a look-see at all the neat stuff people have to say, followed by lame editorial responses.

Good luck, because luck is obviously all you have.
-- Unsigned

And thank God for that.

Keep up the gags. First, for those people complaining: Don't visit the Website. There is this little thing called free speech in our country that is right next to freedom of religion. Second, for those people concerned with protecting the image of Jesus: Perhaps we should be more concerned with the people who make this crap to begin with, rather than those who laugh at it. If you know the Jesus of the Bible, you would recognize very quickly that the images on this Website are not him.
-- Mike

Then what the H-E-double-chopsticks have we been collecting and posting for all these years? I'm going to call Team Protégé into the boardroom. Somebody's getting fired.

Why do you do this?
-- Unsigned

Um. Next question.

Hey, if I was an omnipotent god-incarnate on earth, I'd let you nail me to a stick or whatever you wanted, even post amusing images of me on the Internet. Then the Lord would grin, rise from the undead, and laugh, laugh I tell you! Mwah ha ha ha ha....Then I would turn water into margaritas and go skipping my merry, holy way across the nearest body of liquid, then wait for Mel Gibson to make a movie. Woo hoo!
-- Disciple Doug

Same. Totally.

Okay...your tree hugger Jesus is the story of Zaccheus--a wonderful story of grace and acceptance. Disappointed you did not know that.
-- Unsigned

Apparently there is a long list of people who are disappointed in this site and they all have access to e-mail. And then there's Pamela...

You're a funny dude, dude. So much so, I think I'd like to date you -- anything at all like JC, hopefully, maybe? Really, what do you look like, how old are you, and what is your social security number? Also, how did you obtain this awesome job -- monster.com? Honestly, how'd you do it? Do you work out of your living room or an office? This is a serious inquiry to a very talented, funny man.
-- Pamela

You can't holla at the Jesus Keeper. It just ain't right. But thanks for the snaps.

P.S.: Don't forget, you can view more of the exciting correspondence directed at this site on our Testimonials page.

P.P.S.: I feel the need to link to our first mailbag. Here!